OMG , this is real thing Captain in Action. Hez one of our founding fathers of the rice300 and obviously, hez really getting the action going. Just wonder whether he has the Balls out Jean on?
While I was doing the normal airplane inspection the other day before flying back to Hong Kong i suddenly noticed this wired not connected to anything, so I enquire the mechanic about this and he doesn't even know what that wire is for... I wonder how many of those are on the airplane?
Just saw this as I was about to leave this brand new shoppnig mall in Taiwan and suddenly that familiar blue screen caught my eye, AYYYY ITS THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!! Classic!
This is toooo funny, its a blog entry from the guy who drew Dilbert.
Did you hear about the Wisconsin man who is charged with having sex with a dead deer that he found in a ditch?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html
His defense was that the deer was already dead, so it wasn’t technically an “animal” when the sex happened. The judge disagreed and ruled that a dead deer is still an animal.
This decision sets a dangerous precedent. By the judge’s reasoning, any guy who gets aroused while wearing leather pants has – in the strictest legal terms – his wiener in a cow.
The story doesn’t mention if the dead dear was male or female. That’s important because I want to know if the perpetrator was gay. Without that information, I don’t know how fascinated I should be.
And lord help me, I can’t stop wondering what specific kind of sex he had. Did he arrange the deer in missionary position – which is the way I prefer to imagine it – or was he just getting a little antler? Was he whispering sweet nothings, or was he having angry sex and yelling something along the lines of “I…TOLD…YOU…TO…STAY…OUT…OF…THE…ROAD!!!!”
The story doesn’t mention if the perpetrator tapped the deer where he found it in the ditch or if he dragged it home and put lipstick on it first. My guess is that he got busy right in the ditch, based on three facts:
1. Deer are heavy.
2. He got caught.
3. If a man is horny enough to fornicate with a dead deer, he’s probably too horny to wait until he gets it home.
I’m trying to picture the cop arriving on the scene. The deer-humper looks up from the ditch, sees the cop looking down at him, and asks himself this question: “Is there any point in stopping?” It seems to me that the legal punishment for man-on-deer sex would be exactly the same whether you finish or not. I picture him holding up two fingers and saying to the cop, “Just two minutes. Almost done.”
The cop wouldn’t mind waiting. He’d be busy covering his entire body and the back seat of his cruiser with plastic gloves before he handcuffed the guy.
I also wonder what the cop was thinking. If I were the cop, I’d be worrying that this would be the exact time I had a coincidental heart attack, rolled into the ditch, and became part of this guy’s threesome. This is why people like me do not become cops. I worry about all the wrong things.
Some people might say this was a victimless crime, but I think that depends on whether the perpetrator has recently broken up with a girlfriend. If so, I would say she’s not too happy about this development. It’s one thing to lose your guy to a cheerleader, but it really has to sting when you lose your guy to road kill. How did he break it to her? “It’s not you, baby, it’s me…and a carcass I noticed on route 9.”
Anyway, the moral of this story – and there is one – is that if you ever see a dead deer in a ditch, and you are aroused by it, your best strategy is to pass the buck.
Or get a windowless van.
When you have the time, have a read of the below article. What started out as a search for why this artist is just so hot in art market now, turned out this article.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/04/03/magazine/03MURAKAMI.html?ei=5090&en=7f2505d23b302648&ex=1270267200&pagewanted=print&position=
It is a very interesting article both in terms of what the modern art world is like and Japanese Culture. The below is something I found very funny (amongst other things in the article):
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The apotheosis of kawaii culture is Hello Kitty, the big-eyed, beribboned, expressionless pussycat character that stokes a billion-dollar-a-year business for the Sanrio company. Created in 1974, the Kitty character took off in 1985, first in Japan and then internationally. When I asked Matsui how she accounted for Kitty's popularity, she practically shrieked in response: ''Because I think humanism is dead! Because people are weak and scared.'' In a more measured tone, she added: ''It's easy to accept Kitty because it's so dumb and expressionless. It doesn't demand that you make any reference.''
For an authoritative view, I paid a call at Sanrio on Yuko Yamaguchi, who has been the chief designer of Hello Kitty for 25 years. With long hennaed hair and wearing brown artificial-leather pants, she didn't look the least bit kawaii herself. When she discussed the enduring popularity of Kitty, she was all business."
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Trapp, aka Wozniak, aka Sad Bastard, aka Achievement Whore has landed and the Rice 300 blog will thunder in my wake when I can get off my arse to post anything of worth. In the meantime be satisfied with high-falutin reviews and abuse of my favourite target; bloggers.
