God of War 2 : What a Launch!!!

Man finally Sony has done something right but people sh$t on them!! Man check out the details for the recent God of War 2 launch in Europe!!

Highlights

The corpse of the decapitated animal was the centrepiece of a party to celebrate the launch of the God Of War II game for the company’s PlayStation 2 console!!!!!

Guests at the event were even invited to reach inside the goat’s still-warm carcass to eat offal from its stomach!!!!!!!!!!

They also threw knives at targets and pulled live snakes from a pit with their bare hands!!!!!!!!!!

Topless girls added to the louche atmosphere by dipping grapes into guests’ mouths!!!!!!

They pissed off animal activists!!!!!! But the activists I think came up with the most stupidest comment;

Of course, animal rights groups immediately came to the aid of the exsanguinated livestock, dubbing the event "outrageous", and asking if they provided a comparable decapitated soy alternative.

SOY ALTERNATIVE?! WTF?! HAHAHA!!!

God of War 2 Launch

Yo! Its a Yo Yo!

its sunday morning, i'm dead depressed coz ManYoo have virtually won the premiership.... just watched the highlights of the ManYoo game and realised that Phil Neville's own goal has got to be rigged... i am sure the Neville family will be having a laugh about it in Manchester today and Fergie is going to take Phil out for dinner... bah! another reason to hate Phil Neville (its not like i didn't have enough already)...

anyway.. rant over... to more interesting things.... remember when we all had a YoYo? and we thought that being able to do "walk the dog" was cool? well... this guys takes it to a whole different level... wish i had his skills...

Maison Ikkoku - Trailers and updates

For all the Misaki fans out there, check out her trailer below. There is no gal more kawaii in this world but yet with her class.


This is the website for it. Click it, on the bottom of the page, there are fe yellow buttons. Click the second one from the left (its called story) and at the bottom of the story page, therez the trailer. You can save it as well.. YEAH
http://www.tv-asahi.co.jp/ikkokukan/

Ocarina of Dumb

Call my dumb but I always thought an ocarina was a made up instrument for the Zelda game!

You learn something new every day

Imperial Jeans

This is a pretty good site for pictures of denim. It's an Australian brand too!

Imperial Jeans

Lazy Friday limerick

There once was a ho called JobseyWoz
who played all his games just becoz
of the APs he could earn, oh when will he learn
APs don't necessarily mean that you pwn


http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/

THE LATE NIGHT SHOW: KNOW YOUR CUTS OF MEAT

Movie Classic - Miller's Crossing

There are a lot of things to love about Miller's Crossing but for me its the crackling dialogue. Here's some of my favourites;

Tony: Wake up, Tommy.
Tom: I am awake.
Tony: Your eyes were shut.
Tom: Who're you gonna believe?

Tom: ...She sees the angle - which is you - and she plays it. She's a grifter, just like her brother. They probably had grifter parents and grifter grandparents and someday they'll each spawn little grifter kids.

Tom: She speaks highly of you.
Bernie: Yeah, well you stick by your family.

Leo: They took his hair, Tommy. Jesus that's strange. Why would they do that?
Tom: Maybe it was Injuns.

Verna:...Maybe that's why I like you, Tom. I've never met anyone made being a sonofabitch such a point of pride.

Bernie: Don't smart me. See, I wanna watch you squirm. I wanna see you sweat a little. And when you smart me, it ruins it.

and my most favourite

Bernie: Cause ethically he's kinda shakey

My buddies wedding

Yo wanna know how i look recently. check this out.

The Rice Monster is in da House!

Hey! Melvin is the new member of rice300! Woohoo!

Good times and Pizza

Happy snaps from Haberfield! That bruschetta was bloody awesome tasting too!

Tenacious Dave

It's very rare to see Dave actually playing a videogame and enjoying it so.. Ladies and Gentlemen I present you DAVID PLAYING A VIDEOGAME!!

Twat of the Week

Sore Loser personified

Jose Mourinho claimed there is one rule for Chelsea and another for Manchester United on penalty decisions after watching his side miss the chance to close the title race gap against Newcastle. Mourinho vented his frustration after ref Mark Halsey had turned down two Chelsea penalty claims in the goalless draw at St James' Park

IKKOKUKAN

Dear all

For all misaki fans out there, this is it, The one we have been waiting for. Misaki's new drama , the IKKOKUAN, is coming at the 12th MAY. I am planning to chuck a sickie on the 13th May so that I could download from BT at home and watched it first hand in Hong Kong.


http://www.tv-asahi.co.jp/ikkokukan/

Oh Deer

This is toooo funny, its a blog entry from the guy who drew Dilbert.

Did you hear about the Wisconsin man who is charged with having sex with a dead deer that he found in a ditch?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html

His defense was that the deer was already dead, so it wasn’t technically an “animal” when the sex happened. The judge disagreed and ruled that a dead deer is still an animal.

This decision sets a dangerous precedent. By the judge’s reasoning, any guy who gets aroused while wearing leather pants has – in the strictest legal terms – his wiener in a cow.

The story doesn’t mention if the dead dear was male or female. That’s important because I want to know if the perpetrator was gay. Without that information, I don’t know how fascinated I should be.

And lord help me, I can’t stop wondering what specific kind of sex he had. Did he arrange the deer in missionary position – which is the way I prefer to imagine it – or was he just getting a little antler? Was he whispering sweet nothings, or was he having angry sex and yelling something along the lines of “I…TOLD…YOU…TO…STAY…OUT…OF…THE…ROAD!!!!”

The story doesn’t mention if the perpetrator tapped the deer where he found it in the ditch or if he dragged it home and put lipstick on it first. My guess is that he got busy right in the ditch, based on three facts:

1. Deer are heavy.

2. He got caught.

3. If a man is horny enough to fornicate with a dead deer, he’s probably too horny to wait until he gets it home.

I’m trying to picture the cop arriving on the scene. The deer-humper looks up from the ditch, sees the cop looking down at him, and asks himself this question: “Is there any point in stopping?” It seems to me that the legal punishment for man-on-deer sex would be exactly the same whether you finish or not. I picture him holding up two fingers and saying to the cop, “Just two minutes. Almost done.”

The cop wouldn’t mind waiting. He’d be busy covering his entire body and the back seat of his cruiser with plastic gloves before he handcuffed the guy.

I also wonder what the cop was thinking. If I were the cop, I’d be worrying that this would be the exact time I had a coincidental heart attack, rolled into the ditch, and became part of this guy’s threesome. This is why people like me do not become cops. I worry about all the wrong things.

Some people might say this was a victimless crime, but I think that depends on whether the perpetrator has recently broken up with a girlfriend. If so, I would say she’s not too happy about this development. It’s one thing to lose your guy to a cheerleader, but it really has to sting when you lose your guy to road kill. How did he break it to her? “It’s not you, baby, it’s me…and a carcass I noticed on route 9.”

Anyway, the moral of this story – and there is one – is that if you ever see a dead deer in a ditch, and you are aroused by it, your best strategy is to pass the buck.

Or get a windowless van.

The hardest Mario levels of all time...

This guy gives himself a hilarious commentary as he plays some insane Mario. Careful where you watch it... he swears like a pirate.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6204903272262158881

Fishy magic trick

glumbert.com - Cyril has a fishy card trick


Check this out, this japanese dude's magic trick is pretty amazing!

KERLON THE SEAL DRIBBLER

Guys i think i told you about this kid. I decided to repost the seal dribble again. Hez just amazing talent. I wonder where he would be in two years time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obA-EzjI9V0&mode=related&search=

The power of the long grain

Basmati power...

EMO Songs : Meatloaf

Meatloaf and I'd Do Anything for Love (but I won't do that) rules! And what a video clip! ML as some deformed fat goblin, his girlfriend taking a seduction bath and some bizarre lesbo scene and then a glorious finale as the GF and ML duet into some poweful emotive lyrics!! All the ingredients for great EMO rock!

Though I always wondered what ML wouldn't do.. you have to listen to the song right to the end.. it's quite devastating man