If Friends Were Simpsons Characters

The Simpsons movie site has a character builder. Here's my interpretation...

Pete, Trappa, Jobsey, Mil, Matt

Yumiko showing her nip

Stupid Yumiko!

Uniqlock

I don't really know what this is for, but I do like the Japanese ballet girls...

Ring of Fire!!

LINK TO SONG

"And when I got that dreaded ring of fire,
I called Microsoft for repairs that I required,
But I sat on hold till I got tired,
Freakin' ring of fire"

"So I've still got this burning ring of fire,
And I can't play gears yet yeah it's getting really dire,
And it burns burns burns this ring of fire
This ring of fire"

BWAHAHAHA

Sarcastic Gamer!

HAHA this site is damn funny but best of all his songs are hilarious!



This one is about PS3. Lots of funny lines but I like

"Said Halo3 don't worry you,
Instead you offer Killzone 2,
But Kilzone 1 sucked before,
What makes you think we want it more!"

BWAHAHAHAHA

rice300 Car!

Hey guys we have now finally got an official rice300 car!

This is my first go at it. Hopefully I'll make it even more sik looking! BTW this is Trapattoni's car the Volkswagen Golf GTI!




Here's me doing it for the team on the Silverstone racetrack! Inside lane overtaking to first position!

Prettier than Miss Universe.

I know I know. .i am biased but please check out this latest Shiseido commercial.. Misaki is way better than the Miss Universe even though they are both Japs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Hta1YZ8ek

Free Wifi booster!

While I was surfing the web in my living room i can't help to notice how bad my wifi connection is despite the fac that I have 3 antennas sticking out of my wireless router, so I decided to do a little DIY to create my very own wifi booster!



Free* WIFI Booster - video powered by Metacafe

my end result

Shanghai Dumplings

Although other members of the rice300 blog may have had other ideas, the title in fact refers to Shanghai's most famous food - the 小籠包. Instead of posting a review of the more renowned 南翔小籠包, I decided to get off the beaten track and try a less well known dumpling shop. Was it a lucky day for me - it certainly was ! The skin was thin as is expected from all good 小籠包, but what was so outstanding about these dumplings was the soup. It was a perfect blend of pork and crab flavour - more specifically pork and crab fat (蟹粉). Here are some pictures of the dumplings and the manufacturing process. Although shy, the 小籠包 ladies were very happy to oblige our request to take pictures of them. Haha.

French Fighting Style

I decided to read a Tin Tin comic since I never read it when I was young.

This image reminded me of the world cup...

Trappa plays the PS3

Trappa was seen pwning alien n00bs in the Resistance demo.


Notice his relaxed but highly focused style. The Korean fan-girls would dig it... if he was in Korea... they would call him Trapps-Bulgogi.

Olive Sandwiches

Before I got to know G and Dave we had one thing in common.. A love for sandwiches at the Olive sandwich store in the Strand! Here's my two favourite sandwiches;



The wonderful chicken schinztel Sandwich with deep fried zuchini!



The awesome meatball sandwich!

Hope this rewaken some tastebuds D and G!

ACHIVEMENT!!!

Woohoo!! I finally hit 10,000 ACHIEVEMENT POINTS!!





I have now officially retired from being an achievement ho

I Trapp so I therefore I Pwn

In the latest installment of rice300 gamer profiles Stickyrice chats to the legendard Trappatoni. With a quick temper, master skillz at fps controls and penchant for making workmates cry, all this combines to make a highly competitive and pwnerer of console gaming at the highest level.

Known as a pwnerer of few words, Stickyrice via the rice300 hotline spoke to Trapps

Stickyrice : Trapps welcome!

Trapps : zzzzz

SR : Wake up man!

T : Whoops.. sorry at work so cbf and fffs..

SR : Huh?

Trapps : Hurry up you poor excuse for a grain!

SR : sniff..

Trapps : HAHA crying already! Man yer weak!

SR : man! I have a cold!

Trapps : watever..

SR : So Trapps please explain your gaming history

Trapps : Been a gamer since early 80s with the Atari at my buddy’s place and the game & watch!

SR : So you think yer an pwnerer?

Trapps : Mid-table pwnerer at most games, pure pwnage at games that I get animalistic about

SR : What are your favourite games?

Trapps : 1. Goldeneye 007 | 2. World of Warcraft | 3. Zelda 64 | 4. Halo 1 & 2 | 5. Advance Wars series. Ask me again in a few years and the Clancy games on the 360 will crash in at about number 3, especially Rainbow Six Vegas

SR : Why don't you join the army?

Trapps : Yeah I was thinking about that but I might die.

SR : what u like to do most in gaming?

Trapps : special ops takedowns of buku hostiles with sik military hardware, the more realistic the better, and unlocking achievements

SR : What's buku a special type of tofu?

Trapps : You sicken me man

SR : please state your sad gamer story

Trapps : I got the last Xbox in the Kmart specifically for Halo and set it up to find existing games saves on the HD… WTF? Used Xbox crashes repeatedly after the first mission, it’s late and I can’t return it until the next day, sleepless night ensues

SR : Bwahahaha!! So how did you feel man?!

Trapps : mad and physically sick, vowed never to shop at Kmart ever again!

SR : did u go ape sh$t at people at Kmart?

Trapps : does Diddy Kong sh*t in the woods?

SR : were there any emotional after effects from this incident?

Trapps : lingering compulsion to unwrap gaming products with utmost care like it makes a difference, fetish for shrink wrap and hatred of opened game boxes ala EB

SR : Looking back at this incident how do you feel about it now?

Trapps : I take comfort that at least I didn’t have to shoot my pony

SR : Thank you Trapps its nice to know a pwnerer like you can feel pain

Trapps : toodles

Nani and Anderson.

Manchester fans, we are in for a RIDE

Whatz a good coach.

Check this article out. This is what I called a good coach or manager (in british terms). When you are brave enough to point out your best player behaviour and when you point it out correctly, therez what you need to be at the highest level of the game .

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=436284&cc=5739

OMG, Another Brazilian Wonderkid.

This kid name is Alexendre Pato. Hez already in INTER milan, and hez played a couple of senior games too. The Vid showed he actually played against Barca and toyed with them a bit. This kid kinda reminded me of Babeto.

Misaki's movie

Life sucks and workz boring. But at least, I have Misaki. So happens that she has two new movie this year. Kachou no Nanoka-Kan is about a Kachou (equivalent to manager or above) which accidentally died but was given a chance to see his family for seven days in Misaki's body. Let me see whether HMW has the movie.

JinJin

My Little Pony Jordan

This is part one of legendary gaming stories from the pro-gamers in Rice300. First up Stickyrice speaks to Jinjin and his sad fate with his little pony Jordan.

STICKYRICE : So JinJin. You're famed for being a pro-gamer. For pwning. But I heard you have a sad sad gamer story. Please tell!

JJ : i played one horsing game before in my entire life.. its a konami
horse breeding game.. and i sucked at it.. i trained the horsie to damn
hard that he died during the race

SR : DIED?! HAHAHAHA

JJ : yeah man it died.. bwahahahah..

well i didnt really die in the race but like really horsie situation... he
got a really bad injury to the leg (i dont know which part of the leg..its
in jap) but its so bad that he cant even retire.. and have to kill him.

SR : Kill him? That's a bit harsh! Didn't you have other horses? Put him to stud?

JJ : i only have one horsie.. and with limited budget.. and its AUTO
SAVED..

SR : Autosave huh? that's hardcore.

JJ : i got so frustrated that i dont play that game anymore..

SR : Bwahahaha

JJ : you wont find it funny if you raised that thing for like 20 hours of game time.. and he started to show signs that he could run in those big G1 to G3 racing and suddenly, in those no much money making weekly matches, you horse leading by a mile broke down right in front of the finish line and then got a very nasty injury then you have to kill him..

MAN THAT WAS A FKING DIASTER man.. thatz why i remembered it so clearly...
IT WAS SUCH A FKING BAD FEELING

SR : What was his name?

JJ : i knew my horsie (his name is Jordan) would be the best horsie in the game
and fking hell the computer just cheated and killed my jordan..

i will never forgive KOEI for screwing my horse

SR : Did some rival trainer poisoned your horsie bahahahaha phar
lap style haha?

JJ : Sticky you just dont know how much care and effort I have in Jordan and the bloody feeling I went thru when I realised I have to pull the trigger...

SR : You have my condolences JinJin. May Jordan rest in peace.